Monday 28 November 2011

Sheep Dip

Green. That's the colour of the new headphones I am going to design and manufacture. Red is so 2011. White? Don't even get me started. I had white headphones when Moby was still advertising the first iPod.

It really can't go wrong. Everyone is going to want a pair. Obviously the sound quality is irrelevant, but I may hire an ageing, overweight hip hop star to advertise them, just to make sure it's a slam dunk. The Corporate Board says we should go for Biggy Smalls.

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